***REPRESSED!!! “It's hard being a 19 year old virgin. You thought for sure that your band's single on HoZac would impress some impressionable ladies, but all the girls in your high school listen to is Chris Brown. You thought for sure some girl would see you at one of your shows and fall in love with you, but you end up spending alot more time lugging around heavy equipment than making out with slutz. You're stuck in that akward age where you're too young to date the girls at the bars, and to old to date the girls in high school, and you're wondering, is it ever going to happen? What are you going to do? MAX (SMITH WESTERNS), the boy behind Teenage Lovers, holed up in his bedroom and took all of that sexual frustration and boiled it down into the seriously mind blowing tracks featured on this record. This is a serious double A-sider.”