Throughout the history of mankind, the stories most often told through song are those of great deeds and fantastic adventures. ArnoCorps carries on the tradition by bringing to audiences original musical interpretations of ancient Austrian lore and mythology, such as Terminator, Commando, Predator, Total Recall and True Lies. In doing so, ArnoCorps has created a new genre of music: Action Adventure Hardcore Rock ’n’ Roll! Since their arrival in the burgeoning San Francisco Bay Area music scene in 2001, ArnoCorps have celebrated the principles of the action-adventure lifestyle through their music. Beyond the distinctively accented delivery of lead vocalist Holzfeuer, the dual guitars of Vielmehr Klampfe and Inzo der Barrakuda are counterbalanced by the backbone rhythm section of brothers Toten Adler on bass and Gellend Adler on drums. Their collective on-stage energy incites their crowds to join in the screaming of quotes from ancient lore, such as “Kill me now!” and “Get your ass to Mars!” and “Stick around!”In time for their fourth saga-inspiring tour of the United Kingdom in July 2014, following up epic adventures in 2006, 2008, and 2012, Alternative Tentacles releases The Greatest Band of All Time on vinyl for the first time ever. Originally released on CD in 2005, and out of physical print since 2009, the album originally sold 1,000 copies in the US, and 8,000 in the UK and Europe. Many listeners of this mighty tome claim to have experienced increased muscle mass, a better understanding of life’s mysteries, and feeling like “goddamn heroes.” Now, let ArnoCorps tell of the days of high adventure. Come on! Do it now!! What are you waiting for?!?