Unholy Two

***“There's no ‘I’ in ‘team’ but there's most certainly one in ‘sick’ Having expanded to a 3-guitar attack, Columbus, OH's UNHOLY TWO’s first recorded output since 2010's '$kum of The Earth' (Columbus Discount/Negative Guest List) is a more than worthy followup to that caustic classic. Why is it that no one has previously thought of a combined musical homage to Rick Rude and Richard Ramirez? Besides Jeff Lynne, I mean. There's a lot of other bands out there making super ugly, noisy music. And if you think I'm gonna use this space to talk shit about any of them, you couldn't be more wrong. Hype's all good and fine, but I'm not getting my lights punched out just to sell a couple of singles. Put your own ass on the line and tell me how it works out for you.” Edition of 400 on black vinyl. Includes a download.