***2006: Ten years of relentless mayhem has long pointed (with two fingers in the air) to this crystalline moment: the debut album by Gainesville thrash historians ASSHOLE PARADE! Manic, urgent hardcore blazes and smokes from every angle, felling all pit barons with a tangle of legs, downing all airborne crowd pirates with human flack! 21 songs for the love of all things fastcore! Feel the burn!
***A flame-throwing spew of no-frills hardcore thrash from Gainesville speed dealers ASSHOLE PARADE. Fifteen raging songs in twelve-and-a-half minutes of sheer terror. Half feature DREW DeMAIO (STRIKEFORCE DIABLO, FLOOR) on second guitar, half feature MATT SWEETING (TRUE NORTH, Strikeforce Diablo). All feature the band’s potent mix of blast beats, thrashing guitars, and scathing lyrics.
Student Ghetto Violence
***A most brutally convenient collection of every fucking song these ultimate grind terrorists have ever recorded. No shit, included are the tracks from their Palatka LP, the Lhighve 8-inch, their Self Titled 7-inch, that stupid split 6-inch with Tres Kids, the split 7-inch with Ansojuan, and their demo tape, as well as their cuts from the Possessed To Skate, Reality Part 2 and Southeast Hardcore, Fuck Yeah compilations.