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Destination Lonely by Cheater Slicks

Cheater Slicks

Destination Lonely
Almost Ready

***REISSUED!!! CHEATER SLICKS' Destination Lonely is perhaps the most important record of their long and spectacular discography.?! Their second full length, it marks the beginning of their decision to remain a trio after first Alpo and then Merle Allin departed the band and the inability to recruit any suitable replacements on bass.?! So began the SHANNON / SHANNON / HATCH line-up that still soldiers on today.?! Originally released on the Australian Dog Meat label, the LP documents the beginnings of what were their most productive years, with three LPs and seven singles (or thereabouts) coming in this fruitful 1991-1995 period.?! Destination Lonely contains the blueprint for future releases, an unbeatable mix of covers and originals played through over-amped guitars with DANA and TOM sharing vocal duties.?! Here we get our first taste of what might be Dana's signature number, the savage knuckle-drag that is "Murder," a song that is still a staple in their live sets.?!

LP $15.50

07/28/2017  

ARR 056 


***Columbus nee Boston scorch-hammers bring a massive-nasty collection of tracks recorded between 1989 and 1994.?! Oddities, rarities and vintage spew from some of the meanest garage bombers to have ever broken a guitar.?! Includes a bunch of tracks from the Alpo sessions, a plodding rip through a 13th Floor Elevators standard, some pysch nonsense, A Mad Mike & the Mechanics cover, a lost Don't Like You demo, a live radio broadcast in Boston on WMBR, '92, and a beer-soaked, shit-load more.?! Eighteen tracks, all hail the wail..?!

LP $17.25

01/06/2017 700498008419 

CR 084 


CD $11.25

01/06/2017 700498008426 

CR 084 CD 


***"Long-awaited reissue of the first CHEATER SLICKS full length, recorded during their Boston tenure during the '80s.?! Originally released via the Gadawful label in 1989 and quickly disappearing, On Your Knees has sat atop many a Slicks fan's wantlist until now.?! Recorded as a four-piece with MERLE ALLIN on bass, the Slicks run through eleven numbers with the same intensity and weathered guitar-storm they would still be unleashing on the world over 25 years later.?! Contains tracks such as 'Bruno's Night Out,' 'I Won't Last Another Day,' 'Chaos' and 'I've Been Had' that remain among their best and begins their habit of recovering forgotten gems from the past, covering Mad Mike & The Maniacs ('The Hunch') and The Bell Tones ('A Sad Guitar').?! An essential piece of the Slicks' discography, but aren't they all?".?!

LP $15.50

09/16/2016  

ARR 053 


Our Food Is Chaos by Cheater Slicks

Cheater Slicks

Our Food Is Chaos
Almost Ready

BACK IN PRINT!!! - Limited repress - 7-inch no longer included.?! “Having outlived several garage booms and countless other piqued peaks, the CHEATER SLICKS have stuck to their guns for nearly a quarter century.?! Seemingly always moving upwind, the band has never ceased its slow drag through the murky muck of rock’s underbelly.?! Their output falls within a long lineage of degenerative ruckus, rooted in the moment when the blues snapped and went rock & roll.?! There’s an element of punk abandon in there too, sure, but the Slicks deal in, as they say, the real junk.?! Our Food Is Chaos, recently released by Almost Ready, captures the band in its first incarnation, with ALLEN “ALPO” PAULINO (formerly of the REAL KIDS) on bass, making its first attempt to record an album with engineer BILL T.?! MILLER in 1989.?!

LP $15.50

01/22/2016  

ARR 019 / 020 


LP+7" $20.60

08/23/2011  

ARR 019 / 020 


***CHEATER SLICKS Live Vol.?! 3 is comprised of two songs.?! Each has a running time of around twenty minutes.?! The A-Side track, “Thinkin’ Some More” was recorded at the Khyber Pass in Philadelphia PA in 1992.?! The B-Side track is a cover of the Velvet Underground’s Sister Ray, recorded at the Summit in Columbus, OH in 2009.?! It was never in question that the Cheater Slicks are a great band.?! This recording illustrates why the Cheater Slicks are one of THE great bands.?! This records makes clear that the same strand of DNA that malfunctioned and made mutations like the Cramps, the Bassholes, the Velvets, Nervous Norvus , the Stooges, Suicide, et al also went horribly wrong and made the Slicks.?! This document, when taken with their other two live releases and their studio output, is the most compelling argument to date that the Cheater Slicks are one of the last bands that are unquestionably of the same continuum of the greatest rock bands in history..?!

LP $14.75

03/18/2014  

CDR 070 


BACK IN STOCK!!!  Columbus Discount proudly presents the new studio record by the mighty CHEATER SLICKS, Reality is a Grape— the first studio record by the Slicks since 2007's Walk Into the Sea.?! ‘Why so long since the last record?’ You ask.?! Well, Cheater Slicks are not merely low-level manual laborers stamping out proverbial fenders on the underground rock and roll assembly line—the Cheater Slicks are the highly skilled union laborers fashioning vertical tubeless boilers from raw sheet metal, one at a time, by hand.?! That is to say, the Cheater Slicks spent the better part of four years meticulously writing and re-writing the material, and over a year was spent on the recording process.?! Shit, let's say The American Federation of Labor and Congress of Industrial Organizations (AFL-CIO) was to list "International Association of Negative Energy Rock and Roll Workers United" amongst affiliated unions and brotherhoods.?!

LP $14.75

01/15/2013  

CDR 068 


***The second volume in Columbus Discount’s CHEATER SLICKS live series.?! Much like volume one, this one is culled from several shows the band played in Columbus, Ohio in 2010.?! Seven tracks released in an editon of 500 copies..?!

LP $14.75

08/14/2012  

CDR 067 


***There are a few key things that make Columbus Ohio, in a cultural sense, a truly great city to live in.?! We are close to many ancient Native American earthworks, we’ve got the Wexner Center for the Arts, and we get to see the CHEATER SLICKS play live about twice a month.?! The raw power of the Slicks in Columbus on a good night, in a dirty club at 2:15AM, playing to 15 people really is one of the all time great rock and roll experiences.?! The Cheater Slicks are nothing to fuck with in the studio, but when they are on a stage playing at crushing volumes and unleashing some of purest negative energy this side of a Celine novel, there is nothing like it.?! I’m rambling, but the point is, this is not one of those live records that was thrown together as some kind of vanity project for the band or something, this is a document of a very important part of what the Cheater Slicks are.?! Cheater Slicks - Live, Vol.?!

LP $14.75

12/06/2011  

CDR 065 


CD $12.00

01/08/2004 759718501322 

itr 13CD 


MP3 $9.90

01/08/2004 759718501322 

 


***THE CHEATER SLICKS have been responsible for some of the raunchiest racket around for more than fifteen years.?! Atonal and hateful.?! Music for misanthropes.?! Fuzzed out, freaked out and bummed out.?! Psychedelic-garage-noise-pop for miscreants.?! Music made by misfits for misfits.?! Tales of transsexuals, suicide attempts and bad acid trips.?! Eleven brand new slices of sludge so thick it'll clog your stereo speakers.?! 100% negative energy rock'n'roll..?!

CD $12.00

08/20/2002 759718508727 

ITR 87cd 


MP3 $9.90

08/20/2002 759718508727 

 


LP $12.00

01/08/2001  

ITR 30 


CD $12.00

01/08/2001 759718503029 

ITR 30CD 


MP3 $9.90

01/08/2001 759718503029 

 


Psych/noise/garage/punk/pop/roots from this Boston, now Columbus trio.?! 95-minutes strong..?!

2XCD $12.00

01/08/2001 759718505221 

itr 54CD 


MP3 $9.90

01/08/2001 759718505221 

 


***Having scratched out their brand of fire-breathing rock'n'roll for more than ten years, the CHEATER SLICKS return with another explosive album.?! Considered too noisy and abstract for garage rock purists, too loud and too rock'n'roll for the indie rock crowd, and just too damn good to not be taken daily (preferably with a whiskey back).?! Now relocated from Boston to Columbus, Ohio, the band shatters the barriers of psycho-psychedelia, and amphetamine-assault with eleven wailing blasts of misfit melancholia, anarchic amplification, and free-range low-end rumble.?! We're talking about a full style trashing here, trashed and then redefined in the true spirit of primal rock music..?!

LP $12.00

10/26/1999  

ITR 63 


CD $12.00

10/26/1999 759718506327 

ITR 63cd 


MP3 $9.90

10/26/1999