Cuntz

Cuntz

Force The Zone

Homeless

***Third album for Melbourne’s CUNTZ. With ALEX MACFARLANE (Boomgates, Constant Mongrel, The Stevens) behind the desk again, Cuntz offer an even more bitter pill to swallow this time around in Force The Zone. Always polarizing critics, mainly due to the band’s chosen moniker, those that didn’t get the sardonic humor present missed out on fully enjoying Aloha and Solid Mates, although one commenter nailed it when stating “…the informed listener can choose to either get it or be put off by the irreverence. Cuntz are dedicated to the hoon, and dedicated to supporting each other in their own respective hoons, and they don’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks about that.” Cuntz are about to embark on another U.S tour, commencing September 2015 and includes an appearance at Gonerfest 12 in Memphis. Includes download.

Cuntz

Cooked

Total Punk

***CUNTZ are the kind of guys who don't make deadlines. The kind of guys who come to your party, drink all your beer, and spend the rest of the night following your girlfriend around. A bunch of no good bogans, or to be more concise a bunch of CUNTZ. After knocking our socks off at last year's Goner Fest we asked them to do a single. This thing has been over a year in the making and well worth the wait. Cuntz give us two more tracks of their signature drug soaked thug punk, covered in scuzz and with the sardonic ramblings of a madman screamed over top of it. 100% TOTAL PUNK. Edition of 500 copies.

Cuntz

Here Come The Real Boys

Chunklet

***BACK IN STOCK!!! There’s no denying that Melbourne’s CUNTZ crafted the feel-good hit of last summer with Never Felt Better—a frantic atonal mess from a country that has no shortage of gems in their jewel encrusted crown. When on tour in the US in 2013, Chunklet industries were completely floored by their live show here in Atlanta at the Earl and were ready to work with them in any capacity. Enter their first LIVE album—Here Come The Real Boys—culled from performances at WFMU, Death By Audio, Gonerfest 2013 and The Earl in Atlanta. LP limited to 450 copies. Includes download.

Cuntz

Aloha

Homeless

***REISSUED AT A NEW LOWER PRICE!!! Melbourne’s “Most offensive record label” is pleased to present its second offering, the debut LP from Footscray misfits CUNTZ titled Aloha. Originally self-released by the band in May 2012, recorded by ALEX MACFARLANE, who was at the desk for the critically acclaimed BOOMGATES and CONSTANT MONGREL LPs released in 2012. Homeless was just in initial planning stages when the label head honcho witnessed a particularly violent & bloody CUNTZ show in the basement dungeon of the Grace Darling in April. The head honcho not only came away from the show with a name for his yet-to-be-decided record label, he also had planted the idea of releasing Aloha on vinyl later in the year. The band were excited by the prospect. And so, once the CD had been mastered by MIKEY YOUNG it was into production, and the band started planning their US tour, commencing Sept ’13 and includes an appearance at Gonerfest 10 in Memphis, alongside the Cosmic Psychos, Mudhoney, Wreckless Eric, Quintron and Guitar Wolf. Includes a download. New LP, Solid Mates, to follow shortly. On tour in the USA beginning September 12.