***Before grunge was a genre, it was an insult Mark Arm wrote about his own band: "Pure grunge! Pure noise! Pure shit!" That band was Mr. Epp And The Calculations. Conceived in a math class at Bellevue Christian High School in 1978 as a completely imaginary group, Mr. Epp eventually became one of the strangest, most confrontational and deliberately antagonistic acts in Seattle's early underground. Steve Turner joined during its final phase; Arm and Turner would soon form Green River and later reunite in Mudhoney. Instead of learning to play properly, Mr. Epp learned how to use distortion, repetition, awkwardness and confrontation as a language of their own. Their songs take aim at uniformed hardcore punks, Reagan-era patriotism, the Moral Majority, militarism, police authority, suburban privilege, college life and nuclear annihilation, while never sparing their own scene or themselves. "Mohawk Man" was a vicious attack on those who had reduced hardcore to a pose and a dress code. The song reached number one on the influential Los Angeles radio show Rodney on the ROQ, while their 1982 EP Of Course I'm Happy, Why? was reviewed in the very first issue of Maximum Rocknroll, which praised its strange structures, cynicism and intelligence. During their brief existence they shared bills with Dead Kennedys, Ten Minute Warning, and The Rejectors, before playing their final show in 1984 alongside Malfunkshun, opening for Fang. Less than three years after becoming a real band, it was over. Originally issued on CD in 1996, Ridiculing the Apocalypse...
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