***The three obnoxious jack-offs known as PUPPY AND THE HAND JOBS are back with another crude EP of filth ridden, barely listenable / tolerable punk called I Hate Everything, and with 7 songs this time around, that’s only a buck a track in as many inches. WHAT A FUCKIN BARGAIN. Never before in the history of recorded music has it been so cheap and effortless to be insulted and assaulted with a swift kick in the genitals by “songs” with titles like “Cocksucker” and “Rocker Hag.” But even a band of total degenerate creeps like this can still muster a touch of class here and there: enter one-time SUN CITY GIRLS collaborator EDDY DETROIT who penned the shitty little ditty “Plan 9"—a catchy track that will have you singing along like a dope before Puppy threatens your puny, worthless existence with “Predator.” WARNING: the actual record cover for this release isn’t nearly as polite as the digital artwork. You’ll be reaching for the dull pencil it was drawn with and stabbing your eyes out upon first glance. (STREET DATE - 12/06/2019)
7" $8.50
12/06/2019
***JAIME PAUL LAMB of We’re Loud: 90s Cassette Punk Unknowns fame comes crawling back to the Black Gladiator / Slovenly house of ill repute like a masochist, and as disgusting as ever, with his new Phoenix, AZ unit, PUPPY AND THE HAND JOBS! Puppy’s kink is playing either naked or wearing a diaper on stage (and at private rehearsals) while the Hand Jobs—both male—are decked out to the nines in respectable Ward and June Cleaver garb. Five songs on this EP include the appetizing title track “I Eat Abortions,” and the homoerotic “I Think I’m Gay” (video streaming exclusively on Pornhub Gay).
7" $8.50
09/07/2018