***REISSUED!!! Originally released by the band on their own Thriftstore Records and then again by In The Red in 2010, IV carries on in the psychedelic skate-punk band's grand tradition of anarchy, chaos, stupidity and destruction--all delivered with an artisan's skill that proves these guys are the real deal. The Spits show no sign of slowing down, mixing equal parts Devo and Misfits into an aurally addictive, synth-inflected stew. Describing the music they play as "punk for the people," these prophets of the proletariat have a message for the masses: The Spits are the soundtrack to the apocalypse. The band has never shied away from esoteric subject matter. Previous records have contained themes of escaped Nazi war criminals, nuclear winters, commie spies and terrorist attacks, coupled with back alley booze-fests, brain-bruising bong rips, skateboards and fisticuffs. With songs about constable evasion ("Police"), Huxley-esque visions of metropolitan horror ("Eyesore City") and alien abduction ("Alienize"), The Spits' fourth proves to be just as desperately disparate and sonically sordid as previous salvos. First pressing of 1,000 copies with only 500 available for distribution.
LP $19.75
09/10/2021
***BACK IN STOCK!!! Ripping through a portal from the basements of Kalamazoo, Michigan, the release of The Spits VI has arrived. This full length, self recorded album from Thriftstore Records ranges from the weird to the wild. Buzz saw guitars and catchy hooks are mixed with low budget horror effects to create a unique view of a dystopian world. With songs of terror, despair, hope and heartbreak, this one has something for the whole nuclear family!
LP $19.75
11/06/2020
***BACK IN STOCK!!! The space-age mutant punk rockers known as The Spits have been at it for more than a decade now and are showing no signs of slowing down. Their demented, out-of-control stage act (which often includes blood and fire) has inspired many a mosh pit and near-riot. The band’s five albums (all self-titled) and countless singles are brief blasts of hyperactive aggression with a weirdo, mongoloid electro twist that makes them completely unique. Imagine if some of the creatures from film Mars Attacks got a hold of the first Ramones album, Black Flag’s Damaged, skateboards and some musical instruments and decided to start a band, and one would begin to get an idea of where The Spits are coming from. The Spits and In The Red are happy to announce the proper release of Kill the Kool. Previously pressed in an edition of 500 and sold on tour only, this collection has been re-mastered, expanded to a double LP (which spins at 45 RPM) with extra material, and housed in a beautiful gatefold sleeve featuring artwork by comic book artist Keenan Keller. The 22 tracks are pulled from singles sides, outtakes and demos, yet Kill the Kool plays like one of the most cohesive Spits releases rather than an odds ’n’ sods patchwork. To anyone who has yet to investigate The Spits, Kill the Kool is a perfect introduction. It encapsulates everything the band does best—from creepy, weirdo synth tracks to full-on Killed By Death...
CD $12.00
03/18/2014
2XLP $19.50
03/18/2014
MP3 $9.90
03/04/2014
FLAC $11.99
03/04/2014
***Just in time for THE SPITS’ March tour, Slovenly unleashes a brand new issue of their total classic first and second albums on what is perhaps the ultimate format for this kinda trippy budget skate punk: the always cool and highly portable cassette tape! It’s true, dude. The first side contains their debut album featuring such legendary hits as “Sk8,” “Black Kar,” and “Remote Kontrol,” while side two is their arguably radder second album with the all time anthems “Spit Me Out,” “Let Us Play Your Party,” Rat Face,” Take Back The Alley,” and alla that shit. You can now rock The Spits I & II in your ghetto blaster on the bus, much to your friendly drivers’ and mongoloid passengers’ chagrin, blast it at your fave ditch, or record something better over it and draw on the j-card.
MC $12.00
03/12/2013
Everyone’s favorite space-age mutant skate punks The Spits are back with their long-awaited fifth album (self-titled, as were the previous four) and these twelve new action-packed songs of apocalyptic, fuzzed-out, over-driven madness do not disappoint. Going strong now for over fifteen years, smashing the windows and tearing down the walls every time they roll through town, these truly vicious visionaries have cooked punk down to its most powerful base form, crawling like Neanderthals through the muck and creating a flaming trail of hits that’ll take quite a fit of dementia to ever forget. A perfect distillation of punk’s original open-ended weirdness and modern music’s serrated salvation, The Spits have proven themselves to be no one to fuck with, over and over again. True headliners, never to be followed and for good reason. One of the only modern bands to have several of their songs covered by their contemporaries, The Spits have already done so much but still have so much more ahead, as they continue to influence anyone with a penchant for irresistible punk music, played like there’s nothing to lose. The Spits - "My Life Sucks" by forcefieldpr
LP $12.00
10/25/2011
CD $12.00
10/25/2011
MP3 $9.90
10/25/2011
***BACK IN STOCK!!! A rip-it-up collection of rare and out-of-print material from punk rockers the SPITS. Includes all the songs from the band's 19 Million AC 7-inch EP, along with seven unheard new songs, and a handful of rare and unreleased gems—including covers of GG Allin's "Drink, Fight & Fuck" and the Dick's "Kill From The Heart."
LP $15.50
10/04/2011
***REISSUED!!! Originally released in 2000 on a shitty/tinny sounding compact disc, this legendary album is fully loaded with all the classics that sent sick-headed kids around the world on quest to throw bottles and bust noses at every SPITS show they could sneak into. From the skatepunk anthem "SK8," to the G.G. Allin-cum- Destroy All Monsters murder threat thump of "Die Die Die," to the thuggish declaration of "I H8 Pussies," this record has a top spot on Slovenly’s "Best Punk Records Ever" list for a reason! Poppunk pussies be damned, this is the essential, disaffected, synth-heavy, big-beat fueled weirdo party you've been denied for far too long. After numerous, hard to acquire bootleg/unauthorized versions, Slovenly has finally made it available for you to add to your growing collection of slimy Spits shingles. Remastered to boot. (STREET DATE - 9/20/2011)
LP $15.50
09/20/2011
CD $10.25
09/20/2011
***BACK IN PRINT!!! The third self-titled full-length album from a band that should be knifed, hung, and then shot for the aggravation. It's punk, it's rock'n'roll, it's all about partying, having a great time, and fucking shit up. Originally released by Dirtnap. Vital like a fucking zit.
LP $15.50
06/30/2008
***BACK IN PRINT ON VINYL!!! The latest from Seattle dimwitted retard kings the SPITS. A nine-track blow-out of ripping old-school punk, garage rock and keyboard-slobbered new wave, delivered with thought-empty heads and booze-filled stomachs.
LP $11.25
05/18/2004
CD $10.25
10/29/2002