THE PHANTOM SURFERS, veterans of the rock and roll underground for just about ever return with a guide on how you can turn your rock and roll dreams into a nightmare of delusional ego gratification. Everything you need to know to become a bona fide rock star while making you exceedingly glad that you aren’t one. 160 pages perfect bound. Includes the bonus appendix feature titled Lookout Records vs. The Phantom Surfers: A Study in Record Company Ethics.