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Flynn, Tom

Do The Thud / Balloons vs. Grenades

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The first solo release from Tom Flynn (Tapeworm, Fang, Duh, Star Pimp, Cornelius Asperger, Antler Family, Suboptics, Melvins, etc.). "Do the Thud" is a sludgy glob of blues-metal coughed up from the diseased lung of a depressed walrus, featuring Flynn's usual guitar strangulations. The flip side "Balloons vs. Grenades" is a hyper new-wave robot attack, a political cry for help.Both tracks feature 1000 tons of drumming talent residing in the person of Dale Crover (Melvins), as well as additional vocals from Elma Marcelle Poulos (Star Pimp) in her long awaited return to the microphone.Tom Flynn - vocals, guitar, bass, pianoDale Crover - drumsElma Marcelle Poulos - vocals

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Die for Allah

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The classic Fearless Iranians from Hell Die for Allah LP is now back in print after a 25 year hiatus. Remastered and repressed on nuclear green vinyl, this hardcore punk arsenal also includes all tracks from their literally explosive Blow up the Embassy 7" debut.FIFH was a mysterious Texan monstrosity formed in 1983 by Iranian expat (and modern day hashashin) Amir Mamori, who gathered to his side various mutants and apocalyptic freaks from the San Antonio punk rock blast zone, even throwing in two Butthole Surfers rejects for good measure (including none other than the notorious Anus Presley himself). The subsequent recording sessions were a chaotic affair, as guitars were rarely in tune and the drums were seemingly scavenged from the trash. It was all directed by Amir who, with fanatical focus, would inspire the band on to victory from behind a stupifying cloud of hash smoke. The resulting releases were widely praised; from places like Maximum Rock n Roll and the Village Voice in the US, to Sounds and New Musical Express in the UK. They were even cited as forerunners of the musical genre known as Taqwacore. After touring the US in the late '80s—and leaving in their wake crowd turbulence, police intimidation, and even bounties being place on the heads of the members—the band disbanded in 1989 upon the death of the Ayatollah Khomeini (may Allah have mercy on him)."We're stoned as shit, and we're ready to roll"—F.I.F.H. '87

Antler Family

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Long delayed by worldwide disease (both mental and physical), Antler Family finally releases their debut LP. This Oakland, CA quartet puts forth dissonant goth noise punk and pagan waltz metal. Guitar scraggles and heavy synth drones. Hints of dark murder-folk and slumberous sea shanties. The band is fronted by soaring vocalist and opera-school dropout Mia Dean (from Blood Moon Wedding), and also includes drumming monkey business from Stark Raving Brad (The Freak Accident, Hellbillies), keyboard and bass rumblings from Tom Dean (Code of the West), and electronic guitar psychosis from Tom Flynn (Fang, Duh, Star Pimp, Melvins). Limited edition pressed on beautiful antler colored vinyl.

Melvins

Lice-all

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***BACK IN PRINT!!! Lice-All, from 1992, previously known as self-titled, and also previously known as something else we’re all not gonna talk about, thank you very much. This was the Melvins last release before signing their Atlantic deal, and features the introduction of new bass player Joe Preston (previously of Earth, currently of Thrones). It’s one long, slow, loud blob of drones, moans and fuzztones. The opening endless power chord shimmer influenced Sleep, Sunn O))), and countless other sludge metal drone freaks for years to come.

Fang

Landshark

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***BACK IN STOCK!!!  The classic 1983 hardcore scuzz rock debut from Berkeley, CA’s Fang, Landshark is a unique mix of erratic thrashers and slow Sabbath-oid noise riffs. Its best-known tune is without a doubt the rumbling and stumbling opening track “The Money Will Roll Right In,” which has been covered by Nirvana, Metallica, Mudhoney, The Butthole Surfers and god knows who else. The record also includes cheerful odes to the disabled (“Destroy the Handicapped”), the follicle-y challenged (“Skinheads Smoke Dope”), and assorted werewolves, delinquents and drug users. Fang continues to unload their brand of sludge-punk on audiences to this day, with recent tours taking them around the US, Europe and Brazil. This reissue is remastered and back in print on vinyl for the first time in 20 years, with additional vintage artwork inside. The digital download included with the disc also features their entire Where the Wild Things Are release, plus more.

Cornelius Asperger And The Bi-curious Unicorns

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Cornelius Asperger and the Bi-curious Unicorns by Revolver USA

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Foolish Americans

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Happy All The Time

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Bomb

Hits of Acid

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Boom & The Legion Of Doom

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Hell's Kitchen

Can't Take The Heat

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Vicious Circle

Reflections

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Duh

Blowhard

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***A "special," as in education, tenth-anniversary (eleven, actually, but as usual nobody was paying attention) re-release of the album that built the Scooby Doo empire and made at least one of its members independently wealthy. Damaged, ugly, occasionally well-recorded songs about life, losing, and labor. Members have appeared in STEEL POLE BATH TUB, MELVINS (briefly), and others. Accept no false DUH idols, this is the real deal.

Ed Hall

Albert

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Ed Hall

Love Poke Here

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Fang

A Mi Ga Sfafas

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Fang

Landshark/ Wild Things

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***BACK IN STOCK!!! Fang's classic 1982 debut full-length. Stock up and the money will roll right in. 

Melvins

Bullhead

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Available again with updated artwork and a new gatefold sleeve! Melvins' follow-up to 1989’s Ozma was 1991’s groundbreaking Bullhead. The songs are longer, the mood is calmer, yet more menacing. “Boris” (which gave the Japanese group their name) is a long, slow, low death march of addiction and self-abuse. “Zodiac” is a frantic punk rock machine gun blasting away at Buzz’s demons (both inner and outer). “Cow” is a happy baboon bashing away at the best drum solo of his life. “It’s Shoved” is a groovy beat for the cast of Shindig to bop along to, until their carefree performances of The Pony, The Mashed Potato, and The Watusi are horribly interrupted by the soundstage tilting up and sliding them all into a mangled heap of screaming dancers, broken cameras and flaming electronic equipment at the bottom.

Melvins

Dale Crover

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In 1992 the Melvins’ fascination / adoration / denigration of the mighty KISS rock and roll universe compelled them to excrete out three solo masterworks inspired by the KISS solo LPs. The first in the series is King Buzzo, from the Melvins’ giggling guitar grumpus. Four songs of atmospheric clanging and rockin’ banging. Also features the many talents, drumming and otherwise, of a famous Grunge™ superstar, whose name sort of rhymes with New Wave Asshole. The second in the series is Dale Crover, from the Melvins’ sleepy drum caveman. Four songs of gloomy heaviness, with Dale doin’ the drummin’, singin’, guitarin’, and dancin’. The third in the series is Joe Preston, from the Melvins’ electronic beard warlord. Three songs of fuzz bass computer drone temper tantrum. All three 12-inches reissued on vinyl after 100,000 years out of print.• Magical digital download included

Melvins

Eggnog

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***BACK IN PRINT!!! Originally released as a 10-inch in 1991, Eggnog is a wild ride into the outer limits of Melvins-dom. The first side cuts loose with three quick blasts. “Wispy” has the Lorax (Lori Temple Black) on bass and Dale Crover on drums, pounding one note in unison while Buzz Osborne bellows and whispers and turns his guitar on and off. “Antitoxidote” is a rabid horse galloping off into the desert, with yet more stops and starts and feedback detonations. “Hog Leg” sounds like a syphillitic Jimmy Swaggert trying to mimic Dio while being backed by a drunken ZZ Top cover band. Side Two features the side-long epic “Charmicarmicat,” with seasick waves of guitar and slow-motion madness bringing communicable disease and poisonous jellyfish ashore, stinging and infecting the unsuspecting sunbathers before gently washing out to sea again.

Melvins

Joe Preston

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In 1992 the Melvins’ fascination / adoration / denigration of the mighty KISS rock and roll universe compelled them to excrete out three solo masterworks inspired by the KISS solo LPs. The first in the series is King Buzzo, from the Melvins’ giggling guitar grumpus. Four songs of atmospheric clanging and rockin’ banging. Also features the many talents, drumming and otherwise, of a famous Grunge™ superstar, whose name sort of rhymes with New Wave Asshole. The second in the series is Dale Crover, from the Melvins’ sleepy drum caveman. Four songs of gloomy heaviness, with Dale doin’ the drummin’, singin’, guitarin’, and dancin’. The third in the series is Joe Preston, from the Melvins’ electronic beard warlord. Three songs of fuzz bass computer drone temper tantrum. All three 12-inches reissued on vinyl after 100,000 years out of print.• Magical digital download included

Melvins

King Buzzo

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***BACK IN PRINT ON VINYL!!!  In 1992 the Melvins’ fascination / adoration / denigration of the mighty KISS rock and roll universe compelled them to excrete out three solo masterworks inspired by the KISS solo LPs. The first in the series is King Buzzo, from the Melvins’ giggling guitar grumpus. Four songs of atmospheric clanging and rockin’ banging. Also features the many talents, drumming and otherwise, of a famous Grunge™ superstar, whose name sort of rhymes with New Wave Asshole. The second in the series is Dale Crover, from the Melvins’ sleepy drum caveman. Four songs of gloomy heaviness, with Dale doin’ the drummin’, singin’, guitarin’, and dancin’. The third in the series is Joe Preston, from the Melvins’ electronic beard warlord. Three songs of fuzz bass computer drone temper tantrum. All three 12-inches reissued on vinyl after 100,000 years out of print.• Magical digital download included

Melvins

Ozma

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***BACK IN STOCK ON LP!!!   Ozma was recorded soon after Melvins made the move from Washington to San Francisco, and was their first release to include the diminutive yet mighty Lorax (Lori Temple Black) on bass. In fact, the first sound one hears at the album’s opening is Lori standing on her tiptoes to switch on her amp, thereby warning the listener of the onslaught to come. Distorted, down-tuned doom riffs start, stop, lurch sideways with no warning, and seem to end before they start. Buzz Osborne adds extraneous guitar static and vocal squeals. Drummer Dale Crover plays as if he’s inside a barrel going over Niagara Falls; the long, slow fall allows the space between beats to grow and grow until he crashes into the water with the vessel blasting apart in an explosion of drum rolls. The classic Melvins heavy grind is set up and broken up by assorted odd sidetracks: “Revulsion / We Reach” flows forward slower and slower until it eventually melts into a gooey feedback drone. “Raise a Paw” is a superball paddled against one’s head by a grinning village idiot. “Love Thing” enlists in the Kiss Army before getting dishonorably discharged.

Melvins

S/t

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***BACK IN STOCK!!!  From 1992, this album was formerly known as ‘Lysol,’ until Lysol didn’t like that. It’s also been known alternately as ‘Indian’ or ‘the one with the Indian guy on the Horse.’ One big giant dogpile of a track that includes ‘covers’ of Flipper, Alice Cooper, and, Alice Cooper.

Milk Cult

Love God

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Star Pimp

Seraphim 280 Z

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Star Pimp

Treasure Trail

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Steel Pole Bath Tub

Bozeman

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Steel Pole Bath Tub

Lurch

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Steel Pole Bath Tub

Miracle Of Sound

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Steel Pole Bath Tub

Some Cocktail Suggestions

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Steel Pole Bath Tub

Tulip

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Superconductor

Heavy With Puppy

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Superconductor

Hit Songs For Girls

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Warlock Pinchers

Deadly Kung Fu Action

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Shiny Beast

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Superconductor

Bastardsong

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***Conceptually majestic in its simplicity, or magestically simple in its conception? Like barely making it across the border into Vancouver, binging for three days on morning glory seeds, and fighting off the nausea by strapping on headphones and stoking the CD carousel with naught but Soft Machine, Quiet Sun, vintage Queen and "801 Live." Garnish lightly with bubblegum; bake evenly until burnt to a crisp. 

Frightwig

Phonesexy

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Warlock Pinchers

Circusized Peanuts

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Bomb

Lucy In The Sky With Desi

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