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Reverberant Scratch: 9 Shots In Tha Dark by Retail Simps, Tha

Retail Simps, Tha

Reverberant Scratch: 9 Shots In Tha Dark
Total Punk

***What if the Velvet Underground had written ‘Wooly Bully’ and Sam The Sham ‘Sister Ray?' If Ron House picked up some bongos and joined CCR or If Half Japanese and Hasil Adkins started a Meters cover band?! This is the scrap yard of the Retail Simp's mind.?! Gang activity started when moldy Joe (Celluloid Lunch, Itchy Self...) enlisted fellow rhythm bro, Tom tha Moleanderthal (Feeling figures, Hélène Barbier band...) to make a perfect record in the Ides of corona March.?! A million Doll hairs and several rock bottoms later, the idea was to make something that would easily fall apart, this was executed with Montreal's best and brightest in the wings, lending a foot (all in the name of bogtime[sic] exposure).?! Bathroom-stall-wart and Barstool-smart Chrispy Burns (Terminal Sunglasses, American Devices…) was brought in to add his patented 'racket roll' guit-o-rama.?!

LP $18.50

04/08/2022 733102724665 

TPR 122 


MP3 $7.99

04/08/2022 733102724665 

TPR 122 


FLAC $8.99

04/08/2022 733102724665 

TPR 122 


It's always nice to put out something from your hometown.?! It's even better when that something is this good.?! CHERRY CHEEKS is the work of fellow Orlando resident (recently relocated to Portland) Kyle Harms.?! Started in early 2020, Cherry Cheeks was born out of countless hours stuck in front of a computer screen with a raging pandemic outside.?! Kyle put his boredom, boiling over anger, and frustration to work and started a new project.?! He put out a few bandcamp EPS and limited run tapes that a mutual friend back home turned me onto.?! He also informed me that there was even better stuff that hadn't yet been released.?! I hit Kyle up, he sent me a few tracks, and boy was my friend right.?! EGG PUNK, DEVO-CORE, QUARANTINE PUNK..?! whatever the kids are calling it these days this is 12 tracks of bass driven, pop stained, punk agitation.?!

LP $18.50

01/07/2022 733102724078 

TPR 120 


MP3 $9.90

11/05/2021 733102724078 

TPR 120 


FLAC $11.99

11/05/2021 733102724078 

TPR 120 


***Smirk is a solo project from Nic Vicario (Crisis Man, Public Eye).?! Following the release of ‘LP’ on Feel It (US) and Drunken Sailor (EU/UK) earlier this year, Smirk is back with a brand new 12” EP on Total Punk.?! While ‘LP’ compiled Smirk’s two limited run cassettes, ‘EP’ is seven fresh tracks of wiry well-crafted punk with heaps of hooks.?! Sharp guitars and anxious one note leads adding tension to the locked in propulsive groove of the bass and drums.?! Nic Vicario, doing his best ‘man on wire’ routine, exudes cool confidence while poking at the anxieties of modern life.?! Strutting his way to the apocalypse one jittery jam at a time, ‘EP’ is agitated, catchy, and bouncy as hell.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK..?!

12" $17.75

10/08/2021  

TPR 120 


MP3 $5.99

09/17/2021 733102723064 

 


FLAC $6.99

09/17/2021 733102723064 

 


V: Live At The Gas Station Fighting The Devil by Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

V: Live At The Gas Station Fighting The Devil
Total Punk

***German punk provocateurs Heavy Metal are back with a brand new LP and first for Total Punk.?! Over the last four years Heavy Metal has put out four absolutely essential albums and we are proud as pudding to have them back on the TOTAL PUNK train.?! Heavy Metal isn't a heavy metal band, Live at the Gas Station isn't a live album (they refuse to even play live), and opener Motorhead has nothing to do with Lemmy or his mole.?! Such is the audacious and absurd world of Heavy Metal.?! Leading off with the reverb blanketed JAMC vibing 'Motorhead.' For a band that embraces putting their filthy lint covered stamp on any and all musical genres the soft dreamy touches of the album opener leaves us asking "Has Heavy Metal cut it's hair?" Before you have time to answer, the boys fill the tank, drop the clutch, and kick into the HUBBLIN BUBBLIN 'Motorbike' and rarely let up for the remainder of the LP.?!

LP $17.75

08/27/2021  

TPR 119 


Spiral Unfolds by Predator

Predator

Spiral Unfolds
Total Punk

Total Punk is keeping things in Atlanta for a little longer.?! Following up GG KING's- Remain Intact with the new album from PREDATOR- 'Spiral Unfolds.' The two bands share members including Ryan Bell who masterfully recorded both albums.?! Atlanta has the best punk scenes going and Predator are its longest running practitioners.?! Despite the seven years since Predator's last full length 'Complete Earth' and vocalist Brannon Greene splitting time between Predator and his other projects Hospice and Nag (both of which just dropped new albums) 'Spiral Unfolds' shows the band at its strongest.?! The lead work is minimal but razor sharp and extremely effective.?! Brannon talk/sings the vocals but the hooks are so large that the understated approach lends them more assurance.?! PREDATOR are kings of efficiency.?! Stating as much with what is there as what isn't.?! Dark, biting, and 100% TOTAL PUNK..?!

LP $17.75

06/25/2021  

TPR 118 


MP3 $9.90

05/21/2021 733102721022 

TPR 118 


FLAC $11.99

05/21/2021 733102721022 

TPR 118 


Remain Intact by Gg King

Gg King

Remain Intact
Total Punk

"To call ‘Remain Intact’ the work of an auteur might not be the proper usage of the term, but I can think of nothing else to call a piece of art expressing a singular vision with such perfection.?! GG King is a band first and foremost, but this LP is Greg King’s mind cracked open like a melon for all of us to peer into, from the music, to the lyrics, to the carefully constructed artwork.?! He’s assembled a crack unit of ATL’s finest players to help him articulate this vision, and under the peerless guidance of Ryan (Dinosaur) Bell they have created a record that will appeal to any rocker with a soul, heart and/or mind.?! Heshers, punkers, hardcores, powerpoppers, garage turkeys, everyone is welcome and should find something to love here.?! 13 tracks clocking in at around some of the most rewarding 40 minutes of music you’re going to listen to this year, with a companion cassette filled with bonus material that most bands would be releasing as their masterpiece LP.?!

LP $17.75

03/05/2021 733102720100 

TPR117 


MP3 $9.90

03/05/2021 733102720100 

TPR117 


FLAC $11.99

03/05/2021 733102720100 

TPR117 


It Was Then That I Was Carrying You by True Sons Of Thunder

True Sons Of Thunder

It Was Then That I Was Carrying You
Total Punk

***Total Punk is proud to be releasing the third LP by  shed dwellers TRUE SONS OF THUNDER.?! Featuring members of Manateees, Oblivians, Mangina, Rat Traps...TSOT has turned not caring into an art form and even unknowingly submitted a track from their second LP for inclusion on this one.?! Sour tunes for sour times.?! Lurching low end, two guitars and a banjitar that make a cacaphanous symphony which can only be described as amp torture.?! Southern RAWK in a concrete mixer.  Dad rock for deadbeats!   This was the record Total Punk was made to put out and it only took us 8 years to get here.?! Loud, broken, out of tune, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!! "As I envelope myself deeper into the merger of psycho-killer wives and disorienting sound, a vision of True Sons of Thunder as a Hawkwind cover band comes to my head.?! I picture them slugging it out in some swampy, concrete basement as their make-up runs and a Stacia look-a-like gyrates around in a scuba suit.?!

LP $17.75

12/18/2020  

TPR 116 


MP3 $9.90

10/30/2020 767870665998 

TPR 116 


FLAC $11.99

10/30/2020 767870665998 

TPR 116 


The Gift Of Repetition by Brandy

Brandy

The Gift Of Repetition
Total Punk

***New York's Brandy (Ex-Pampers, Running) are back with their sophomore LP and first on TOTAL PUNK.?! "The Gift of Repetition" is an eight track study in just that.?! Loud plodding and rhythmic.?! It will have you bobbing your head till it breaks off your neck.?! They all share vocal duties often chanting over each other and the lyrics are singular in vision.?! Bleak with a grin.?! Synth is added on a few tracks with mind-melting results.?! When the only other bands that come to mind are A-Frames, Lamps and Mayyors you are obviously doing something right.?! Pulsing, throbbing, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!!! Limited to 350 copies..?!

LP $21.50

09/25/2020  

TPR 115 


MP3 $7.92

09/18/2020 767870664915 

TPR 115 


FLAC $8.99

09/18/2020 767870664915 

TPR 115 


***"We're winding things down over here at the Total Punk stamp factory.?! Only two more singles to go and then its big slabs from there on out.?! I'm beyond happy that The Archaeas are in this final class.?! Hailing from Louisville, KY THE ARCHAEAS have quitely been amassing their legion of followers with an absolutely jaw dropping live show.?! I've put out a lot of singles in these last eight years, and this is one that will sit at the front of the pack.?! Recorded by fellow Total Punk GINO BAMBINO, these two songs come just about as close as you can to capturing them live.?! Raw, loud, and filled with hooks.?! The Archaeas write the kind of songs you only have to hear once before you know them.?! This is their first vinyl release but I have no doubt we'll be hearing from them for a long time.?! The other two songs they recorded with these two are just as good and if I weren't getting out of the singles game I'd be begging to put them out as well.?!

7" $9.25

02/14/2020  

TPR 69 


***New York’s FOSTER CARE is back with a brand new LP for Total Punk, and the first since adding ALLISON BUSCH (AWESOME COLORS, CALL OF THE WILD) on drums.?! El Abuso finds Foster Care at their most realized.?! It’s tight wound, ferocious, dark and dare I say smart.?! Has Foster Care grown up?! Have they left their foster parents for the half way house?! An 11-song nineteen-minute punk maelstrom.?! This isn't a collection of songs it's a heaving beast.?! An absolutely relentless wall of pounding drums, vicious guitar, and gnarly bass rumble with Chris Teenager biting the air above it all.?! They even finds some moments to get weird and reflective between the throbbing outburst and violent spasms.?! Mean, loud, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

LP $17.50

10/25/2019  

TPR 114 


Selling Sucking Blackmail Bribes by Civic

Civic

Selling Sucking Blackmail Bribes
Total Punk

***"CIVIC are fresh meat, one of those rare bands that formed perfectly whole and with true urgency.?! They gathered momentum immediately, playing every week at a different pub or house party across Australia and releasing a 12" and 7" in quick succession on Melbourne's Anti Fade label.?! Their recordings exhibit song-writing virtuosity that moves from tough glam, power pop and fall down drunk pub rock, a style that the ancients dubbed GUTTER ROCK, and their live show propels the energy of these songs with the precision and discipline of backstreet hardcore.?! A relentless work ethic has them front and centre in the roster of modern Melbourne's underground hustle, continuing the tradition of Australian rnr outlaws without any retro schtick.?! CIVIC is the real deal, the new generation of high voltage Australian rock n roll."—Daniel Stewart.?!

7" $9.25

08/30/2019  

TPR 68 


Animal Husbandry by Musk

Musk

Animal Husbandry
Total Punk

***While some bands are content to drag their knuckles MUSK have theirs completely submerged leaving trenches in their wake as they lumber through the wasteland.?! Here at Total Punk misanthropy is praised but Musk might have finally unseated ACTION SWINGERS from Total Punk's misanthrope of the month title.?! Two tracks of swamp sludge skronk and their first release since adding fellow Total Punk JIM VEIL (FNU CLONE) to the fold insuring maximum guitar fuckery.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK!!!!Limited to 400 copies..?!

7" $9.25

08/30/2019  

TPR 67 


***CURLEYS cut THE out of their name so it would be bigger on flyers, Curleys will call you out if you don't watch their set, Curleys laugh at all of their own jokes...?! loudly.?! Urinals gone hardcore, Wimpy-era Queers on speed.?! On their debut 7" these Gainesville cretins blast out six tracks of chainlink-guitar hyperactive punk.?! Frenzied, feverish, and 100% TOTAL PUNK! Limited to 300 copies..?!

7" $9.25

07/12/2019  

TPR 66 


Clown Pain by Brandy

Brandy

Clown Pain
Total Punk

***BRANDY are New York's newest hitmakers featuring members of PAMPERS and RUNNING and released a killer 12" on Monofonus Press last year.?! This is their second release and it's just as much a brain bludgeon as their first.?! Following in the knuckle dragging, pavement scraping, blood trails as such acts as Lamps and Mayyors, Brandy lays down a scuzz heavy sonic pummeling over this two track single.?! Loud, brutal, and 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $8.05

05/17/2019  

TPR 66 


Like A Buzz by Knowso

Knowso

Like A Buzz
Total Punk

***Cleveland's KNOWSO is another project from the PERVERTS AGAIN/ CRUELSTER camp and it's every bit as sardonic and demented as you've come to expect from these lads.?! Dark lumbering repetitive punk incantations driven along by tom heavy neanderthalic drums, chant heavy vocals, and shoulder shaking bass grooves.?! These boys have a penchant for off balance hardcore rumblings and KNOWSO is their newest platform in which to do so.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $8.05

05/17/2019  

TPR 64 


***There's Aliens In Our Midst! Transmitting from the same warbley orbit as fellow Californians Twinkeyz, as well as outliers Roxy Music, and Gary Numan's Tubeway Army, ANDY HUMAN AND THE REPTOIDS are back with their first full length in almost four years.?! In the time between they've teased us with a bunch of killer singles.?! A succession of short blast preparing the world for their eventual invasion.?! Here we are in the 2019 and the mothership is descending.?! Psychic Sidekick is a 10-track transmission of intent.?! Space is the place and The Reptoids are here to carry us away.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

LP $17.35

02/08/2019  

TPR 113 


***Following a split 7" with Tropical Trash, BRUTAL BIRTHDAY is back with their first solo outing.?! Worse than turning 21 on 9/11 or sharing a birthday with Jesus, Italy's BB give is three tracks sewer scraping nastiness that put your worst birthday memories to shame.?! Shitadelic noise punk that is vile, scuzzy, and 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

7" $8.05

12/21/2018  

TPR 62 


***HEAVY METAL once proclaimed themselves too sick for Total Punk.?! Well we must have upped our sick quotient because they handed us this 4 track 7" EP! Following three of the most essential punk albums of the last few years, they are back with this brand new EP and a clear indicator that they have yet to hit cruising altitude.?! From the Adderal freakout needle jumper 'Underground Agent' to the club thumpin punk bumper 'Schweinebastard' this record is an absolute scorcher.?! The only thing I love more than heavy metal is HEAVY METAL! Chaotic, spastic, and 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

7" $8.05

12/21/2018  

TPR 63 


***Total Punk is proud to present the debut 7" from Minneapolis supergroup IV (featuring members of JOUST, CITRIC DUMMIES, COLOR TV) A four-song fist pumping face pummel.?! A band well aware of the power of punk simplicity and wielding it with perfection.?! Buzzsaw guitars, quick chords changes, and the occasional stop/ start all propelled forward by huge vocal hooks.?! I first saw these guys at an American Legion last year and the songs were still stuck in my head when they sent these recordings four months later.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK..?!

7" $7.75

09/28/2018  

 


***After a few years of relative silence Atlanta’s main purveyors of mean and lean punk, PREDATOR, are back on the scene.?! In the downtime they have managed to further tighten their already razor sharp sound offering their two best tracks yet.?! Dark, minimal and brooding with buzzsaw guitars and muscled delivery.?! Predator are almost hypnotic in their simplicity, but still manage a full and powerful sound.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

7" $7.75

09/07/2018  

TPR 58 


***Oakland’s VIOLENCE CREEPS aren’t ones to mince words and on their new single they hit their adversaries square in the throat.?! Now flanked with a new rhythm section The Creeps haven’t lost any steam.?! In fact they have plenty to blow because this is them at their angriest.?! Taking on a certain local mustachioed garage rocker on the A side, and Oakland’s influx of tech bros on the flip you can hear the seething hatred in AMBER's voice.?! Flanked by the spastic screeching guitar of SHRIMP RIPPER and the busy bouncy bass interplay you’ve come to expect from VC.?! This is them at their best and I hope the rumors that this is the end of the line are just that.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

7" $7.75

09/07/2018  

TPR 60 


Vietnamese Lighter by Counter Intuits

Counter Intuits

Vietnamese Lighter
Total Punk

***One of the greatest thrills of running a record label is the opportunity to work with your heroes and it is with a great deal of excitement that I release a brand new COUNTER INTUITS 7" on Total Punk.?! Ohio is a state known for it's punk legacy and Columbus has a long running and strongly defined sounds of it's own.?! Lou Reed worship filtered through the Electric Eels.?! Grating broken down pop songs with melodies simultaneously damaged and confoundingly catchy.?! One of it's greatest and longest standing practitioners is RON HOUSE (THOMAS JEFFERSON SLAVE APTS., GREAT PLAINS, EGO SUMMIT, et al.).?! A man who's lyrical abilities and biting edge seem to improve with age (I can only imagine what he'll be producing when he turns 100) and his partnership with fellow Columbus stalwart JARED PHILLIPS (TIMES NEW VIKING) has produced some of the best music of their respective careers, which is I why I'm so happy to be releasing their newest effort.?!

7" $7.75

06/29/2018  

TPR 59 


Dirt From The Mop by Black Panties

Black Panties

Dirt From The Mop
Total Punk

***It's been almost two years since we've heard Mr.?! Blac.?! What's he been doing with his downtime?! He clearly hasn't been reading his four tracks owners manual, and based upon how long it took us to get this out he also wasn't checking his emails.?! But low and behold! It's finally here.?! The A side is a happy little number about being inferior to the flies gathered around a mop bucket that sounds like it very well could have been recorded at the bottom one.?! On the flip we get a four minute two chord scuzz punisher that's gonna shake those back molars right out of your head.?! Despondent, spit drenched and 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $7.75

04/27/2018  

TPR 57 


Friday Night Light by Perverts Again

Perverts Again

Friday Night Light
Total Punk

***Lace up your boots and get in line because PERVERTS AGAin are back with brand new marching orders.?! They brought punk’s most loveable mascot back for an 8-song study on judgemental video store clerks, sex offenders, high school football, and Billy Joel amongst other subjects.?! Perverts Again continue in the fine tradition of strange mutated Cleveland punk.?! Trudging, repetitive, sarcastic, and funny without being overly goofy.?! Dumb in the smartest imaginable way.?! Self-described as Eminem fronting CRUELSTER (one of their many other bands) and if that’s the case they are the best thing to happen to rap-rock since the Judgement Night Soundtrack and 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

LP $17.00

03/09/2018  

TPR 112 


***Total Punk follows up the killer Rik & The Pigs debut longplayer with another punk jammer from Olympia, WA.?! For those of you keeping count this is our third release in a row from Washington's state capital.?! Time to set up a field office because I don't see this town slowing down anytime soon.?! Look out Atlanta there's a new contender for the crown.?! This time around we’ve got Olympia scuzz punks BETA BOYS.?! Following stellar releases on Lumpy, Neck Chop, and Goodbye Boozy, they are back with their best outing yet.?! The sewer dredging punk of “Brick Walls” is all sludge, drool, and thuds.?! A three-and-a-half-minute circle pit slow jam made for chipped teeth and scraped knuckles.?! No more brick walls or littered streets.?! I’ve got a new life.?!

7" $7.50

02/09/2018  

TPR 54 


***BACK IN STOCK!!!  RIK & THE PIGS have been plopping down some grade A slop for the last couple of years and we've been smearing our ears with every ounce of it.?! From the brooding droop of "Life's A Bust" to the greasy glam of "Don't Tell On Me" Rik and his Pigs have been the soundtrack to many a late night shenanigan and early morning blunder.?! Rik's been delivering some prime grime underneath all that tape scrape and on 'A Child's Gator' him and the Pigs give us a collection of songs new and old, recorded at High Command Studios in Olympia, WA and mastered straight from tape by DAVE ECK at Lucky Lacquers, that finally serve as a true testament of what a powerhouse this band is live.?! Loud, proud, and 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

LP $17.00

01/26/2018  

TPR 111 


***Total Punk presents to you the debut release from Olympia's newest hit makers VERY MENTAL.?! VM features members of RIK & THE PIGS and STIFF LOVE and give us two tracks of riff crushing punk straight from the Dangerhouse.?! Shredding only outdone by the insanely catchy dual vocal interplay.?! Serious top notch rocking top to bottom and 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

7" $7.50

12/22/2017  

TPR 56 


***BACK IN STOCK!!!  After a brief hiatus PAULMESSIS is back with a follow up to last year's highly regarded 12" on Total Punk.?! In case you were wondering if the Crawley native had a change of disposition during his downtime the one two punch of 'Unemployed' b/w 'Anxiety Attack' should put to rest any such ideas.?! On the new single we find Messis at his most introspective and 'Anxiety Attack' is easily his punkest track to date.?! Still working within the UKDIY framework of his previous work but with a much more focused attack.?! I don't wish misery upon anyone but no one makes it sound better than The Suburban Homes.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $7.25

10/27/2017  

TPR 55 


***BACK IN PRINT!!! *It’s been almost four years since New York’s FOSTER CARE put out their debut album Bad Vibe City and we’ve been anxiously awaiting a follow up.?! Well the wait is finally over.?! Foster Care is back with another banger of an LP and it’s gonna knock you out.?! In their downtime the guys did more than terrorize the neighborhood bars.?! They’ve been sharpening their knives and waiting for the right time to pounce.?! Well apparently that time is now and this record is razor sharp and heading straight for the throat.?! Every bit as punchy as the first but more dialed in.?! The hooks are bigger, the guitars are meaner, and CHRIS TEENAGER sounds as vicious as ever.?! 24 minutes fist pumping, head rattling, negative punk perfection for 2016.?!

LP $14.25

07/21/2017  

 


***From THE CUTS to TIME FLYS, BUZZER, LENZ and now THE WORLD and ANDY HUMAN AND THE REPTOIDS, ANDY JORDAN has had his hands in much of my favorite Bay Area music over the last 17 years.?! I don't think there is a track I played more DJing last year then "Sarcastic" off of the Reptoids 2016 7" on Goodbye Boozy.?! So it with much pride that Total Punk gives you two brand new tracks from Andy and his Reps.?! A bit streamlined (no sax) but still with all the glitter and grease you've come to expect from your reptile rock.?! Glammy bouncy punk jams from outer spaces biggest hitmaker.?! They pack a hell of a wallop and are 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $7.25

07/21/2017  

TPR 53 


***We're back with Cleveland's floor licking scuzz merchants RUBBER MATE.?! These toads provide us with two tracks of the demented hardcore sludge that Cleveland is known and loved for.?! Overdriven bass, layers upon layers of guitar squelch, drums on the verge of falling over, and maniacal vocals worthy of the Doc Dart comparisons.?! And these guys get the distinction of being the first band to cut their own stamp, which in and of itself makes this 100% TOTAL PUNK!.?!

7" $7.25

07/21/2017  

TPR 52 


Gift Of Music + Singles by Violence Creeps

Violence Creeps

Gift Of Music + Singles
Total Punk

***Total Punk takes our first foray into tape releasing a cassette collection that compiles the out of print Gift of Music 12" on Total Punk as well as all the early singles and comp tracks.?! Edition of 150 copies..?!

MC $7.25

07/07/2017  

TPR T 01 


Prophet Of Hate by Black Panties

Black Panties

Prophet Of Hate
Total Punk

***BACK IN PRINT!!! Following a debut single on Lumpy Records and coinciding with a brand new 7” on Windian, Total Punk’s got a brand new hit single on their hands from St.?! Louis’s, black masked crybaby jerk master, BLACK PANTIES.?! “Prophet of Hate” is a three and half minute plodding, feedback laden, punk punisher covered in scraping guitar, reverb soaked vocals and all means of obnoxiousness.?! The B-side is a blown out ode to Violence.?! Violence and hate! Black Panties definitely knows the way to our heart and is 100% TOTAL PUNK! New edition of 300 copies with hand-stamped black covers. .?!

7" $7.25

05/19/2017  

TPR 35 


***ERIK NERVOUS's first release of 2017, following a stunning first season which ended with him being crowned rookie of the year, and let me be the first to inform you there is no sophomore slump happening here.?! This is Erik’s third vinyl release and in my humble opinion his best yet.?! “Ice Cream Cone” finds Erik at his most frantic.?! A fast paced bouncy minute and a half ode to stabbing someone in the face with an ice cream cone.?! Erik keeps the stabby theme up on the B-side with the jerky neck injury inducing hit “Children Stabbing Things.” Two songs, both about stabbing, both 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 in hand-stamped red covers..?!

7" $7.25

05/19/2017  

TPR 51 


***Six years in and here it is, our 50th single on Total Punk.?! Including represses that’s over 30,000 handstamped covers, hundreds of blisters, and countless hours of mind numbing labor.?! That being the case we wanted to go big with number 50.?! Cleveland’s PERVERTS AGAIN blew me away with last year’s Our Big Party 12” on Non-Commercial Records and were quickly elevated to favorite band status (not to mention their mascot game is on point).?! Well the Perverts are back with two more of their signature, warbled, repetitive punk incantations.?! Plodding bass and drums, slow macho riffs, and gang chants all moved forward by the monotone delivery and of the head Pervert.?! Weird, catchy, sarcastic, and 100% TOTAL PUNK.?! Look for an LP on Total Punk later this year.?! Edition of 500 in hand-stamped red covers..?!

7" $7.25

05/19/2017  

TPR 50 


Hanging From The Ceiling by Life Stinks

Life Stinks

Hanging From The Ceiling
Total Punk

***San Francisco's LIFE STINKS are back with their third single on Total Punk, and as the title implies their sunny disposition is still in tact.?! Life Stinks delivers two more tracks of their lurching misanthropic punk with CHUD channeling his inner Dez on the B side.?! Recorded in New Orleans, just a few days after playing the final Total Punk Total Fuck Off, with Total Punk alumni GARY WRONG at the helm, turning knobs and lending guitar on the A side, this one is truly 100% TOTAL PUNK! 500 copies pressed with hand stamped red inked covers..?!

7" $7.25

03/10/2017  

 


False Anxiety by Nag

Nag

False Anxiety
Total Punk

***Atlanta is quickly becoming the southern capital of punk and one of it's busiest ambassadors would be BRANNON GREENE (PREDATOR, GHB, ACID FREAKS, FRANTIC, BEAT BEAT BEAT...?! the list goes on).?! NAG (pronounced Nog) is his newest project and expounds even further on the anxious energy of his previous outlet Predator.?! Choppy, angular guitars complemented by a truly killer rhythm section.?! Dark punk at it's finest.?! "False Anxiety" is the follow up to their killer 7 song demo from last year and is one of the most interesting original punk singles I've heard in some time.?! A band not to be missed live and look out for a full length on Total Punk later this year.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK! 500 copies pressed with hand stamped red inked covers..?!

7" $7.25

03/10/2017  

 


Binary Or Die by Fnu Clone

Fnu Clone

Binary Or Die
Total Punk

***Binary or Die is Total Punk's first foray into the world of 33 1/3, and this isn't something we take lightly.?! We initially intended to keep all of our releases at 45 RPM but when presented with a record this well conceived and executed rules go out the window.?! Former FNU RONNIE and FNU CLONE mastermind, JIM V spent the better part of a year slowly building and filling out this record's sound.?! 15 tracks of manipulated, chopped, and screwed dystopian space punk.?! All alien soundtracks and DMT nightmares.?! Ripping riffs, hard driving bass lines, modulated vocals, and layers upon layers of synth texture and sinister sounds.?! A masterpiece of twisted psychedelic hate made to rot your mind and kill your speakers!! 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500 copies..?!

LP $15.50

02/07/2017  

TPR 110 


***Total Punk returns to New Orleans yet again for a brand new single by BLACK ABBA.?! Easily one of my favorite bands of the last Fuck Off and following a killer debut single on Goner Records, putting out a Black Abba single was a no brainer.?! Blabba returns with two synth driven punk jams about lost dogs and the dreaded band manager.?! Discordant guitar noise, cheapo synth sounds, street tough girl gang vocals, and 100% Total Punk! Edition of 500..?!

7" $7.25

01/27/2017  

 


Lick Up Your Town by Timmy's Organism

Timmy's Organism

Lick Up Your Town
Total Punk

***While the rest of humanity vacated the primordial ooze from which we came, Timmy Vulgar has been more than content to grunt, spit, and make bubbles in the stuff.?! Previously of such legendary Detroit rock acts as Epileptix, Clone Defects, and Human Eye, Timmy’s Organism has been his vehicle of choice for the last five years or so.?! Flanked by the powerhouse rhythm section of Blake Hill and Jeff “The Giant” Fournier, Timmy’s Organism makes mutant thug rock that’s equal part caveman discovering fire and alien invasion.?! 100% TOTAL PUNK! Edition of 500..?!

7" $7.25

01/27/2017