***UNICORN STICKERS magically appeared in 2002 and weirded out the Bay Area Darkwave crowd to such an extent that the whole scene collapsed immediately. Many comfortable norms formed over the course of several thousand years suddenly vanished, leaving those caught in the crossfire naked, shattered, mohawked, and covered from head to toe in rainbow glitter and gold paint. When onlookers finally peeled their faces away from the pavement, they discovered that the entire world had become a video game. Some then turned to the Lord. Others to drugs, alcohol, and Atari. Music and clothing had been replaced by computers. Only faint beeping sounds remained. The band originally manifested as the wildly gesticulating insaniac "Basil Ganglia," animal print computer enthusiast "Josie Wailz," and trench-coated metallion "The Odor." The circumstances of their formation into a giant blue plasma wrecking ball that ionized much of the west coast in the early part of the 21st century are rather hazy. Details of their motives at the time have, however, come to light. It seems that the music and performance were part of an elaborate dance ploy. Sure enough, crazed men and women began gyrating crazily to spinny Mario Brothers gold coin winning noises and other unexpected yet somehow all-too-familiar transistorized oscillations. Apparently inspired by Dextromethorphan and boredom, Unicorn Stickers created music in their respective bedrooms—where batches of homemade CDs with hand-written designators were produced for distribution elsewhere at a later date. Until very recently, these items were the only rotating objects that would play...
LP $17.50
04/05/2019
***NOW AVAILABLE ON VINYL!!! KONTROL REMOTO and DARLINGTONIA BRACKETS pierced the line delimiting the real and the unreal and crash landed in Los Angeles, California via Mexico City, from their origination Madrid, Spain. Somewhere in Mexico they picked up a disco poodle named RUFUS. Hence the record cover fame of this strange mutt. The three together have captured, synthesized, and tamed a wild electro sound, in effect turning it into a functioning artificial zoo––not unlike human nature having cybernetics grafted on. Through the machine face one can still detect the color. L.A.DRONES! (pronounced “la-dro-nes”, "thieves" in Spanish) have harnessed the magic hidden in prime numbers, as well as the energy encapsulated in the sound frequencies produced by this foreign environment. In order to design music, they observed this terrain and then assimilated and synthesized the sound frequencies, they found there, with the physical patterns inherent to prime numbers. Strangely, the outcome is very fun to dance to. The result of this musical technologic occultism can be heard on the band’s debut album, The Name of This Band Is L.A.Drones!.
LP $19.25
10/14/2016
MC $8.50
06/24/2016
***Casio/Exotika: Six song 12” LP recorded by IGGY COLDKOFF and VOOV PAULI (SIXTEENS). Coldkoff was operating from a small London compartment and Pauli from a garage amidst the owl infested hills of central California. The music and lyrics recall a tourist mesmerized and dreaming of exotic encounters in a foreign land, however, the unresolved "mind polarity" soon becomes a "mental pinball game" of tropical fetishism and tourist colonization. Includes a bonus CDR.
LP $18.75
12/11/2015
***This dark punk record is particularly of use when applied to worry-free-skip after jovial late-for-work ignorance situation, missing limbs, and walking other people's dogs into the middle of traffic by accident to be run over by cars. Subject matter: Big Brother's relationship to nature and religion through the pastimes of science, war, and vice. Music by JAY ELLIOT DAVIS, VOOV PAULI (SIXTEENS) and JEAN PAUL LIGNON. Pressed on pink vinyl.
7" $8.50
12/11/2015
***Minimal synth: Four song EP bullet appendage of This Starcraft record label: Cuts through urban terrains. Procedures by ERIC DAVIS (SPECTOR PROTECTOR) and VOOV PAULI (SIXTEENS). Includes a bonus CDR.
LP $15.50
12/11/2015